Leave it to the nutters at Cracked.com to come up with this sensational & educational article about the 5 pimpingest historical figures of all time:

Philosopher of rap Ice-T once reflected that “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” We here at Cracked are inclined to agree. That’s why these historical men deserve special commendation for bringing the bling, bitches and beatdowns to their reigns, while laying a stiff backhand across the face of convention and scoring major amounts of tang in the process.

They were, quite simply, the pimpingest men of all time.

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